You don't want a newsletter
Don't hire me because you want to send colorful emails or set up a bunch of automations in your CRM. Do it because you want to sell in a more sophisticated way than dropping your prices.
(And yes, I do write newsletters)
A newsletter should be as easy to read... as it is to sell
Forget the jargon and the latest buzzword.
What you want is for your audience to read you EVERY DAY (without depending on algorithms), to buy from you and keep growing.
What I want is for you to tell me what you want to achieve; choosing the best way to get there is part of what you're hiring me for.
The two things I do...
1. Consulting/Audit: $1,600 USD
This is about one very specific, particular moment — when someone is right on the verge of buying… and doesn't.
Your potential customer has your product in front of them: they look at it, they lean in, they pull back. They read it again. They think, they rethink, they ask you a strange question, or worse, they ask themselves and you never even find out.
That's exactly where most people lose sales: in the moment of decision — a moment we all know how it ends (they buy, or they don't), but almost nobody tells you when it begins.
But above all, it's that other moment — when you have people who love you, who like what you do, who'd buy even more from you. And then one day, after some algorithm shift in the digital pachamama, they forget you.
A disaster for most. A huge opportunity for a few.
1. I'll design the right message.
2. We'll design the ideal product.
3. We'll use bonuses in a way that makes every offer irresistible. Nobody knows how to do this well. Nobody.
Good to know:
- Payment is due upfront, on confirmation
- I won't use PowerPoint.
- I won't register as a vendor, sit through HR interviews, or anything of the sort. If there's bureaucracy involved, I won't do it.
2. Daily Newsletter: $1000 USD/month + 1-5% of sales
The only way to access the daily newsletter service is by completing the audit first.
Every day, every fucking day, I'll write an email for you to your people. And those emails will be so damn good they'll sell. Not just sell — they'll adore you for it. And your competitors will think 'how does this guy do it.' There'll also be a few pussies who get offended (though they'll buy from you without telling anyone). And on top of that, that community will be YOURS — not YouTube's, not Skool's, not anyone else's.
Good to know:
- Payment is due upfront, on confirmation
- I won't use PowerPoint.
- I won't register as a vendor, sit through HR interviews, or anything of the sort. If there's bureaucracy involved, I won't do it.
